19 January 2012

10 Things Your Keyboard May Wish to Tell You


Just for laughs, supposing your keyboard can speak, what will it probably wish to tell you? We just take it for granted; we often don’t even notice it is there. Yet, where will we all be without this thing we just call the keyboard? You won’t even be reading this without it!

Here you go, from keyboard to you:
  1. “Slow down! Slow down! You're making me dizzy!”
  2. “You're gonna start sibling rivalry between us because you just seem to have a distinct preference for that backspace button...”
  3. “Maybe you should see your orthopedic doctor? Your eight other fingers don't seem to be functioning...”
  4. “Lady, don't blame me! I don't eat fingernails...”
  5. “Awwwwwww... You spilled your morning coffee on me again...!!!”
  6. “Ouch!!! Ouch!!! What are you so angry about???!!!”
  7. “I'm really starting to get jealous of that mouse of yours...”
  8. “Please spend a minute of silence in memory of my father, the typewriter...”
  9. “Don't look at me! I'm the keyboard; not the spellchecker!”
  10. “Achoo!!! Achoo!!! You really need to reach for your feather duster...”
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